Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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