The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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