So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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