Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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