Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
There are leaves in my underwear?
why is half of my head shaved?
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