The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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