now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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