I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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