This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish I only lived at night.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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