There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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