ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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