Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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