ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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