have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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