On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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