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I am in a vortex of obligation.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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