Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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