She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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