I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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