All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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