Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
