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Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me

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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

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(913): View more from Kansas

Let's make jello shots for tomorrow

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What's going on tomorrow?

(913): View more from Kansas

Nothing, it's Wednesday

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(310): View more from California

Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake

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(626): View more from California

in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"

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(708): View more from Illinois

Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev

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(614): View more from Ohio

What happened last night?

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Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..

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