i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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