Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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