He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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