We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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