Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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