got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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