You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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