On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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