Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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