oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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