yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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