Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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