I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
