You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
This baby is an asshole
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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