Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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