Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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