Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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