It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
