Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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