He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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