Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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