I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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