you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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