at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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