Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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