the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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