i was rollin on her like bob the builder
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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