he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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