are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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