Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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