8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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