I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
