Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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