Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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