what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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