So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
