She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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